Cafeteria Man

Yesterday in the cafe I was concocting a mouth-watering ice cream treat, as I am wont to do. One of the cafeteria workers who was arranging the donuts beside me watched me spoon marshmallows on top and remarked, "That's fattening, you know." I stopped and looked at him. "What, these marshmallows??" He chuckled and shook his head. "Naw, the ice cream." I gave him an even sterner look. Awkward pause. "Well, now, hon, you don't be needing to worry 'bout that. You lookin' pretty good."